Ruby @rubyzerda@mastodon.triggerphra.se

Me: i just feel really burnt out about my job and tired
Therapist: what do you think would help you feel motivated?
Me: caffeine
Therapist: in the past have you found caffeine helpful with your anxiety?
Me: no
Therapist: then maybe there's other ways we can work on this that are less harmful?
Me: ...more caffeine

FIRST OF ALL, WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL CHARGING KIDS FOR FOOD??

Woooo, I'm so glad I'm not a parent because I WOULD BURN THIS SCHOOL TO THE FUCKING GROUND.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2019/05/08/its-embarrassing-kids-students-who-owe-lunch-money-will-only-get-cold-jelly-sandwich-district-says/

oh whats this- 🌀w🌀

And now I'm just straight up horny after being teased in DMs by so many people. <3

Since I can't seem to get it to let me post the picture I took as part of a cw, I'll DM pics to whoever wants to see. <3

Holy shit, I managed to cram my ass into my old size 6 jeans, I normally wear 8s on a daily basis

My booty is today.

"Just because I've been brainwashed to be a sex toy doesn't mean I don't like it. In fact, it pretty much means I have to love it!"

@rubyzerda 🤔%

Thank you @sky for the bestestest curse image ever though

So TIL there's a world record for the fastest someone has crushed three watermelons between their thighs

Ladies, I'm gonna go for that fuckin record

RT @iknowplacesmp6@twitter.com
Holy hell did he snap

Coloured Sketch and Character Design Commission for @rubyzerda

Somethin about 'dispassionate helmet brainwashing' is just, like, really the mood right now