Me: i just feel really burnt out about my job and tired
Therapist: what do you think would help you feel motivated?
Therapist: in the past have you found caffeine helpful with your anxiety?
Therapist: then maybe there's other ways we can work on this that are less harmful?
Me: ...more caffeine
Horny Mention Show more
Hi I am back to be horny did u all miss me
Real Cat, Photographs Show more
GUYS A CAT RAN IN MY HOUSE UNDER MY FEET AND SHE'S GORGEOUS AND SHE'S NOT MICROCHIPPED AND I HAVE BEEN ADOPTED BY A CAT AND I'M NAMING HER MORGANA AND I LOVE HER
FIRST OF ALL, WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL CHARGING KIDS FOR FOOD??
Woooo, I'm so glad I'm not a parent because I WOULD BURN THIS SCHOOL TO THE FUCKING GROUND.
Hypnokink, RL, Bimbo, Worship, Kinky Show more
Well I just came out of it from being put under to be a complete slutty bimbo worshiping the guy who put me under.
Holy shit that was hot as fuck. <3
hypnokink, lewd Show more
ever just wanna be a braindead hypnozombie and get fucked without realizing its happening to you
yeah, me neither, absolutely, hahaha 💦 💦 💦
Actual NSFW Show more
And now I'm just straight up horny after being teased in DMs by so many people. <3
Implied NSFW Show more
Since I can't seem to get it to let me post the picture I took as part of a cw, I'll DM pics to whoever wants to see. <3
Implied NSFW Show more
Holy shit, I managed to cram my ass into my old size 6 jeans, I normally wear 8s on a daily basis
My booty is today.
Mind_control, sex, one hell of a logical phallacy Show more
"Just because I've been brainwashed to be a sex toy doesn't mean I don't like it. In fact, it pretty much means I have to love it!"
Implied Lewd, Thick Thighs, World Record Show more
So TIL there's a world record for the fastest someone has crushed three watermelons between their thighs
Ladies, I'm gonna go for that fuckin record
Hey uh, @sky I think your SSL Cert expired...
horny, masturbation mention Show more
excuse me while i fap in the middle of the work day while on a call with management
i love working from home so much
mind control, tech Show more
Somethin about 'dispassionate helmet brainwashing' is just, like, really the mood right now
Alt of @haybuck
26 y/o MtF Transgirl
If I follow you and you don't want me to just say so, I'll unfollow. <3
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