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BREAKING: UK Ministry of Defence says that goats have raided laboratories and chemical suppliers across the country and are likely preparing "unspeakable acts of alchemy and/or terrorism" at this very moment.

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Having a sub keep their pretty pet ears and collar on for a little bit longer after every scene, until they start needing a reminder to take them off, until they start to forget they even can take them off

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BREAKING: "Discord Nitro" is the new street drug police are warning parents about, they say that it's insidious, bad value for money, and demonstrates the monetisation of the network effect.

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BREAKING: Many of the problems with ActivityPub are intractable, and some of these are extremely funny. Click here for our favourite funny activitypub moments.

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BREAKING: AI represents a "fantastic" opportunity to launder human prejudices and intentions, that's the word on everyone's lips at the London machine learning conference. Our digital reporter is there, and she's got the details, click here.

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Youtubers: kindly cease and desist your attempts to explain icebergs to me. I do not care. Thank you

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*extremely 'hasn't watched The Graduate in over a decade' voice*

man... why didn't he take the milf pussy?

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A deity called She Who Devours who chose her name to make sure people remember her pronouns. And her love of cuisine.

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get you a girl who, if you falter in the deep places below the earth, will grab you by the throat and whisper that you needn't fear the dark, because you are with her, and she is what the dark is afraid of

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IN CASE YOU WEREN’T PREVIOUSLY AWARE: Crossed Wires is about a gang of young queer hackers uncovering a corporate conspiracy in a cyberpunk alt-present. It started as a love letter to shlocky ‘90s techno-pulp, but also touches on subjects like online harassment, tech industry corruption, and queer self-actualization in digital spaces. Now that it’s starting back up after taking a year-long hiatus through 2022, there’s never been a better time to dive into it! Start here! crossedwires.irisjay.net/?comi

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After these things had
happened, the two men walk in
and point at Jerry

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A Mastodon instance for the hypnosis community; 18+, queer, and getting very sleepy.