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extremely hard escape room concept: you are laying in bed and its a little chilly, and have exactly one (1) hour to get out of bed

inclusivity win! this landlord makes you pay rent for each of your headmates

synth who's got a loose neck connection so sometimes you just hear the microsoft USB disconnect noise from another room and they shout FUCK and crumple to the floor

Beg post, help needed 

Hi, I'm in the worst position I have been money wise Inna while. I've been struggling to work and job search at the same time (I work freelance) and just dealing with my mental health. I'm now hlin the overdraft of my account with both my credit cards maxxed (£200 and £500 respectfully) and have took out the last of my savings which was £100.

So I'm basically just running out of money all together and struggling to handle this rn and just thinking about it boggs me down in a deep pit and makes working harder.

Any help towards me paying this off or being able to have money for the month while I try and get back to work would be appreciated. I mostly need to be able to pay for my own transition which I've been doing for 2+ years now.

Honestly ever little helps. Like if everyone who sees this only donated £2 that would be a lot combined. #mutualaid #MutualAidRequest

D/s, hypnosis but can be read otherwise, hypnotic language?, eye contact 

Thinking about when a sub just wants to drop and all they need is permission...

Looking into their eyes and ordering them to "**Drop.**"

teaching someone how to do hypnosis? now they're your apprentist

asking for money help 

hey a friend of mine needs a tent, stove and other supplies due to unstable housing and activism reasons and needs 1000 or so CAD to buy them, can y'all chip in a little

any money not used for this will go towards the indigenous healing camp they'll be staying at

paypal is, any help is appreciated. #mutualaid

Friend in Crisis, begpost (Please RB) 

Okay so a friend of ours is doing very poorly. They are dealing with a personal crisis, looking down the barrel of a 12 hour shift at Taco Bell, and with barely even a dollar to their name. Any help with donations will be very welcome. Their Cashapp is


Thank you very much.


veet is just very limited tf trigger slime

oblique hypno kink 

(Note: this did not actually happen)

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oblique hypno kink 

person with camera: smile!
everyone else: *smiles*
me: hhannghhnngfsahhbhh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🤤🤤🤤

god did they write deltarune ch2 explicitly for me?!

we got
- hot robot ladies
- mind control
- funky music
- dry humor

reading about European companies is always a trip like "Founded as a wagon company in 183fuck, they got their big break making rifles for Count Dussel von Kongenital-Defekt, collaborated with the Nazis to build racist guns, now primarily makes paper cartons for soup stock"


So it looks like Amazon has its tentacles ready to take over Rust.

The company is slowly adding its own members to the Rust team in an attempt to leverage governance. Amazon employees are badmouthing the original Rust team, and articles are being released to manufacture consent for Rust being an Amazon project.

Capital tryna take away my gay crab language.

Yes, I'm asking for help, and it's hard: Rebooting my Life (long) 

TL;DR: I survived a ridiculous run of overwhelming, life threatening BS and need help rebuilding myself to live in the "real world" that I keep hearing about.

I could write a novel about things that have gone wrong in the last decade, so I'll give a still-brief sum up: about 10 years ago I survived Stage IV and II cancers with about a 30% survival chance. I worked full time through all of it. After recovering my ex took nearly everything I owned after we moved to their family home after I lost my job. On the way back to family, my car died and I had to sell it for food/shelter after which family took me in. I have been without work, permanent housing, and income for 4 years. I'm done listening to people who have convinced me that I'm a failure and should just give up and live with my emotionally abusive family.

A while back I asked for help on a kofi to get my hosting costs covered for professional / self promotion, portfolio building, and learning. I'm asking again for funding to get the next items to pull myself up: Educational books, related software, and maybe even a phone that doesn't randomly reboot and hosting isn't bottom tier.

I have a kofi, and while the page itself focuses on my music goals what I'm really shooting for here is getting into InfoSec and/or DevOps.

Please feel free to pass around and drop some coin my way. I'd really appreciate it.

Thank you for reading this, donating, and boosting.

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