Habit @HabitEXE@mastodon.triggerphra.se

My volunteering work is all wrangling with technology and telling people what to do

My hobbies include wrangling with technology and telling people what to do (in an MMO)

My sex life largely consists of wr

FFXIV's story is only great when there's cute boys
- ARR has none, but when G'raha Tia is introduced in the patches, it's great
- Heavensward immediately introduces Aymeric and it's all great
- Stormblood was okay but as soon as Hien is introduced it's great

As long as they can maintain a rate of one hot guy per expansion, the game's story should continue being great

Taking multiple subs who normally act as different kinds of pet (e.g. a puppy and kitty) and making them both the same kind of pet for a while (e.g. make the kitty into another puppy)

@Restraint That's a very sensible way to do it, but ultimately it is still me picking the music 😄

If that sounds like a good time to you I can keep tracking through my Spotify history until it doesn't

Very into the idea of a hypnotic radio show but I have shit taste in music, like who the fuck wants to get hypnotised to Steely Dan and the Bayonetta OST

Every time I get someone new interested in trying hypnosis my power surges

"You have a nice voice, you should work in radio"

Yes, I should have countless devoted attentive listeners hanging on my every word, following my instructions and pl- oh, uh, yeah I guess that'd be cool

Does your favorite game series have scripts for in-universe bisexual pornographic theatre just sitting there, excerpts freely readable

Didn't think so

Thinkin about the horny plays from Dishonored again 😌

Ward of the forest is captured and imprisoned, sealed in a box of metal, away from the trees, away from the earth

They are starved of the voice of the forest, and it leaves them feeling empty and quiet, mind barren without nature's reassuring presence

When they are docile and vulnerable, they are forced to watch, for hours, the pruning and preparing of a small potted tree. Their mind latches onto the connection with the plant, and their thoughts are shaped along with each branch - trimmed and turned into place.

"What've you been up to?"
"Oh, y'know, just customizing some bunny boys."
"Yeah, that Endwalker benchmark looks great!"
"The what?"

I haven't posted in a couple of days because the Endwalker benchmark came out and I've been doing nothing but make all the bunny boys my gay little heart can handle

@lightclaws No, I get what you're saying. I'll think about it, thanks

Hypnosis file but I interrupt the induction every minute or so to interact with twitch chat

"Just follow the sound of my voice, and- hey, thanks for the 12 month sub, uh... WatchTheWatch. Really appreciate it. Anyway, as you listen to my words you'll start to

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Hypnosis file where I say 'drop', then there's a glass shattering noise and an 'oh fuck' as the subject's mind hits the floor

The rest of the file is me swearing to myself about how 'they're gonna be so mad at me' and rifling through cupboards for superglue